Cucumber, pickle & penis

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"

This is my decision, my choice and my life.

This is my decision, my choice and my life.

I am dying.

I don't believe in God.

I don't want to take my life in my own hands.

I don't want to end up like a veggie.

I had a choice.

Live or die.

I choose the latter.

I would rather die than live with the illness.

suicide isn't a option either.

suicide isn't me whatsoever.

I'm against suicide.

someone else ought to kill me.

no one can change my mind about the murder.

that is a much better plan.

I'm sick and tired of living with the illness.

it's time to put me out of my misery.

no matter what happen.

I am not long for this world.

any moment now, death is among me.

time have come to end my life for once and for all.

weekend

have a awesome weekend

mickey mouse

Ban for asking a question

If you don't want to know, don't go to any big brother uk web sites or the chat rooms.

It is a 100% good chance that we will know what happen on the web before we see it on the TV.


I was almost ban for asking a question in a chat room.

We need to ask questions to LEARN.


Here is what happen.

In the chat room, I asked "How did Charlie and Saffia become full housemates?"

Then, he threatened to ban me from the chat room.

He claimed I was giving out big brother uk spoilers.

Huh?

Channel 4 put out the latest big brother updates on their OFFICIAL twitter.

Charlie and Saffia join Rodrigo, Noirin, Lisa and Kris as 'full' BB housemates. http://bit.ly/OFmFU

Here is MY question for everyone.

Question - how can i spoil big brother uk in the chat room when channel four put the latest big brother news on the @OfficialBB twitter?


If you don't want to know, don't go to any big brother uk web sites or the chat rooms.

It is a 100% good chance that we will know what happen on the web before we see it on the TV.


In closing, since Channel 4 want to provide us with the latest big brother updates on the web, the updates ARE NOT spoilers.