Please be careful with your big mouth. Someone will bitch slap u!

Tell me something I don't know!

It's nice out, but... Sadly, I'm not going anywhere. Wah! Wah! I'm crying! I don't want to be stuck at home.

I'm sick of Pat. I got back home. I found out she did NOT put my clothes in the dryer. Damn! She promised she will. She is a LIAR!

Everyone have a voice. Don't spill hatred from your mouth. Everything will be awesome w/ no hate. Love me for who I am - hateful bitch. LOL

I'm getting tired so early in the day. Soon, i need a wheelchair to take me places. Driving wreckless till i get the hang of the wheelchair.

Slap! wake up! Slap! clean house! Slap! Cook supper! Slap! Walk the dog! Slap! Wash dishes! Slap! Dirty laundry! Slap! NOW! Right now! Slap!

I woke up so early in the morning. Damn! For sure. I'm not a morning person. I can't go back to sleep. http://ping.fm/TJhCF

eating a semi dry orange. not a good thing. it's that bad. Yet, I'm still eating the dry orange. damn! damn me to hell!

waiting for the weather to come on. Then, I will leave. I may go shopping for ground beef at Food 4 Less. Hopefully, it's on sale.

who is having problems with farmville? i clicked on the link. it said I blocked it. Hello! Farmville is bookmark on @facebook!

I saw the news. A guy drove behind a truck on the highway. A wood flew through the driver's window. He survived.

Getting sleepy. It's late to take a nap. It'a 5:27 pm. No nap. Pretty please. I won't be able to fall asleep at night

I only had two bananas for breakfast. That's all I want. Also, some iced tea. I hardly eat any breakfast. two meals a day is perfect.

Listening to my favorite singer, Madonna! Her music make me extremely happy.

going to bed soon. good night. sweet dreams.

Hi! My name is Tom. I'm an heroin alcoholic. My choice of drug is heroin. Do u care to join me sometimes? I won't tell if u don't. Help me!

Anyone want to come over to see a former homeless man to go crazy & rant about his denied heroin life? He is in deep denied. LOL

Damn! I can't recall her screen name. I think I tell my funny comment in the next tweet. Some people won't get the funny.

I lost a tweet that I wanted to response to. I have a funny comment for her. She works for tmz.

@charliesheen took a break to get out of town real fast from the angry bird mob. I can see it now. The birds will fly into him! Bombs away!

RT @TVGuideMagazine: Sheen being booed. "I already got your money dude" u got to give it to @charliesheen! Brilliant funny, but true!

Pineapple & italian sausage pizza for supper http://ping.fm/m3IOq

At target with Lee. He's taking his sweet ass time. Hello! I don't have all day. I have things to do. Come on! Hurry up! Damn it!

hi. how r u? i'm doing gr8. nothing much is happening rite now. life is boring. i need 2 do sumthing with my life. i h8 my life rite now.

I may have started a firestorm. Oops! Oh well! It's not the first time or the last time. She need to get over herself!

Shower time. Does anyone care to join me? Don't worry. U could trust me this one time only. I won't even drop the soap on purpose!

Good morning! I woke up at 5 am to say "good morning!" first. I finally beat u. LOL