I may not use this account that much longer. I want to start over for the Internet. New beginnings. I came across a old friend on Facebook.

Lucy did it. She knocked out John Wayne with a alcohol bottle. Damn! Lucy need to control herself. She is dangerous

Lucy did it. She knocked out John Wayne with a alcohol bottle. Damn! Lucy need to control herself. She is dangerous

John Wayne is on The Lucy Show. Go and get him, Lucy! Ride that cowboy. Hee haw! Whatever u do, do NOT shoot him.

Lucy Ball looks like Bette Davis with Paul Winchell on The Lucy Show. Lucy is a world class dummy! What a dummy! LOL

What a completely surprise! Gomer Pyle showed up on The Lucy Show as her replacement in the army. Shazam!

I'm glad metv is showing The Lucy Show instead of I Love Lucy in Hollywood. metv don't have the rights for I Love Lucy

It have been over a month since I cancelled the web on June 20, 2011, Monday. Time sure does flies. I'm a survivor! LOL

"An artist should have a WIDE RANGE OF EMOTIONS, that is what i love about art" - Sammy

How come I can't connect @twitter to @Facebook? I'm having problems connecting them. What am I doing wrong? twitter Facebook

Watching That 70's Show. It's one of my favorite show. Love this funny show. I don't have all seasons on DVD.

It is a Shrek movie day at home. Sadly, I don't have the last Shrek movie. I haven't watch it yet. I don't have the Xmas special

I got out of the shower. Yes, I'm freshly clean. Now, u can smell me all day long

I finally turned off the AC at noon. It was on all night and all morning. I'm too cold. The apartment is nicely cold. Love it.

The death of amywinehouse is NOT that shocking. She let drugs took over her life & kill her. Some people never learn.

Watching Clue, Based on the world famous board game, Clue. I have play Clue many times that I majorly suck solving the clues on clues!

Watching 3rd Rock From The Sun. Brilliant funny show w/ John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Jane Curtin

OMG! Perry Mason is grilling The Skipper from Gilligan's Island about Sue Ellen in Dallas. What a crazy TV world we are living in!

I'm doing nothing today. My body still aches from yesterday, but it was fun in Santa Monica for Harry Potter, the mall & the beach

Home now! I'm that tired. I'm feeling light headed. I turned on the AC. I'm laying in bed. I'm watching some tv. A nap may be in order soon

I'm so damn hot that I want to throw up. I'm getting sick again. Barfing on the bus seems like a great ideal. All or nothing. LOL

Going home on the 704. I'm very tired. I walked a lot from Santa Monica place to the beach and back again.

Crashing soon. Not in a car thou. I need to make that happen. I get so drunk that I will crash into something. Arrest for drunk driving. LOL

Crashing soon. Not in a car thou. I need to make that happen. I get so drunk that I will crash into something. Arrest for drunk driving. LOL

Looking for a new place sucks. I need a new place soon. I don't want to live on the street again. I can't go through that.

I slept through the night perfectly. I didn't woke up once. That hardly happens. Sadly, I still have the cold. I took another Advil pm

I took some Advil pm for the nasty cold. I hoped it do the trick. I hardly get colds during the summer. I hate colds!

I'm getting another cold. My nose is running away. Someone need to catch it quickly. I need the nose to smell the roses

They are on the way to check the smoke detector. I heard some going off in the other apartments. I wished they hurry up. I hate waiting.

I must make drastic changes in my life soon. I may not afford my apartment. They will increase my rent. Also, they said I ole them money

The car chase is still going on. @KTLA helicopter is still trailing the car after a short gas stop. it's the guy's third strike. KTLA

USA is poor. Some people will realized we are that poor and may attack us. We won't be able to defend ourselves. Why? USA have no money

USA must stop spending money on other countries & take care of their own. I only have Social Security. I may not pay rent next month

USA may give Greece $145 million & stop social security next month. There's no wonder that USA is poor. USA is in debt for a long time.

I haven't had any breakfast yet. I'm getting hungry.

I'm bad w/ numbers. Never trust me w/ money. I would lose it in a flash. I'm glad I didn't become an accountant. I'm that bad! I'm wrong!

We have another @charliesheen on our hands. Jerry Seinfeld is at 87,609 at @SeinTime. That's REAL winning!

I'm glad I didn't have fish tonight. Everyone is dying from the fish. I had chicken! Let them die. It's too late for them. Die! Please die!

I decided I won't pay back the money. I always gave them the right SSI papers for the apartment each year. They made the mistake, not me.

My $94 rent may be increase soon. The rent is 30% of my income. They said I may ole some money, which I can not afford

I hate when people try to add THEIR problems to me. No thanx! I don't want your problems. I have my own problems to deal with.

Reminder 405 will be closed in both directions from I-10 to Hwy 101 from midnight Friday 7/15 to 5am Monday 7/18. Hollywood

Nite, u all. I need to get up early tomorrow. I need a statement from social security office. The apartment manager need a new one.

What a fun filled day. I went to the post office, saw cars 2 and enjoyed a wonderful meal at the mall. I'm tired. I may take a nap

My ass is so damn fat that it's wide enough for all people can see on google earth. It's bigger than earth. LOL

I couldn't make it home to use the restroom. We got off at Smart & Finale. I will buy some oatmeal & cereal. I felt much better now

We caught bus 4. It wasn't packed. The worst thing happened. I need to use the restroom. I think I could make it home or get off at Target

I threw Mike out long time ago. I could LOSE my section 8 apartment. I'm between a rock and a hard place. Mike showed up at a worst time.

I'M MAD. Mike is wasted. I must get rid of him before they come over 2 inspect the apt @ 10. I don't need this right now. alcoholic

If I'm acting beyond weird or crazy, I'm NOT myself. Blame my ill conceived mind that going further away from my reality to parts unknown

If I was the old magician that @howiemmandel ask "are u married?" I would have say "only to my pussy!" LOL agt

The world's best unknown artist can NOT get a break if his life depends on making it in Hollywood. agt

I lived by 7eleven. I haven't got a free slurpee yet. I really don't need one. I'm already freezing to my untimely death.

Slap! wake up! Slap! clean house! Slap! Cook supper! Slap! Walk the dog! Slap! Wash dishes! Slap! Dirty laundry! Slap! NOW! Right now! Slap!

nothing much is happening. very bored. maybe, i should go out for a little walk somewhere. Perhaps, put on a funny comedy in the DVD.

U r a bloody liar!

Does anyone read profiles anymore? I'm tired of telling everyone the same thing over and over again. Please read my profile

If u don't like my hornet's nest, buzz off. I will sting u like there's no tomorrow. I'm that dangerous and sweet!

U don't have to tell everyone everything. Leave some mystery. It won't be that boring.

The world is my stage. Friends are my costars. Strangers are the extras. Hopefully, the world will notice my bizarre behavior

Watching the Cosby show the first season. Love this funny comedy. It's one of the best tv shows. Cosby @billcosby

The Happening is very boring. It was NOT the suspenseful. I expected more from M. Night Shyamalan. It's not one of his best

I'm getting sleepy. I must bail out for the night. Someone need to knock me out with drugs. I will sleep for a long time

If the draft was still around, would u fight for USA? I wouldn't. They will NOT force me to fight. I will NOT fight. Never!

In honor of Betty Ford's death, I will become an alcoholic, close to death from poisoning & check into bettyford clinic!

Former first lady, Betty Ford, passed away at age 93. bettyford

I will hold your hand during the whole wedding ceremony.
Someone ought to calm your nerves.
Just In case u want to become a runaway groom.

Some truck drivers are hauling a big elephant in their diesel. Damn! That's animal cruelty. The truck is too hot for the elephant

We caught the bus on time from smart & finale. I'm glad we didn't wait In the hot sun. It's too damn hot!

The assassin of the queen is near. Soon, I take down the queen and kill her. No one can protect her. KILL THE QUEEN!

Chess is all about strategy AND protection. One wrong move, I will lose protection and they may go in for the kill. Always plan carefully

agt So far, Daniel J Baker is my favorite on America's Got Talent. He is truly talented! Great voice!
http://ping.fm/G58E3

agt does anyone know if the flamboyant black teen is on twitter? U know the foot on the piano. I really like him. He deserve Hollywood!

agt the dreadful old guys got to go. Come on. They are not that entertaining at all. I could do better IF I have any talent. LOL

Facebook has 750 million users. I really don't believe that. Most of us have more than ONE account. 750 million users is WRONG!

Even back then, Ed McMahon was the announcer for the Johnny Carson game show, Who Do You Trust. I didn't know that.

Wow! $500 is the top price on Who Do You Trust. I'm talking about rich money from the 1950's. $500 is a lot of money in those days.

Watching a old 1950's daytime show, Who Do You Trust? Johnny Carson is the host. I've never saw it before.

If u don't want kids, CaseyAnthony is the perfect choice. If u want kids, stay far away from her. Got that?

CaseyAnthony I know what state I kill someone & get away w/ murder. The thing is if I'm not found guilty; they can't try in court again

Dear lord! Please stop talking to yourself. I already KNOW u are crazy! Oh, no! There u go again. U r one crazy guy!

The CaseyAnthony verdict flooding begins for my twitter feed. May God help us all. Why can't people talk to me like that?

Why can't we pay monthly for our phones after our two year contract is up? Another two years is a long time. Monthly is much better

Good night! Sweet dreams!
Have a great time tomorrow wherever u are in your extremely time zone whether it's UK, USA, France or whatever!

I'm warning up to the new family. Hazel got a good thing going with them. I like the blond wife. At least, the kid have a new playmate.

I'm kicking ass on chess with friends. I think I did THREE checkmates in the game so far. They are probably running scared. LOL

Watching the old TV shows. It amazed me how far we come along. Back then, no web, no cell phones, no home computers, no DVD, no digital

Happy July 4th! Sadly, not all Americans have equal rights. That majorly sucks! July4th

We can NOT watch Married W/ Children on Antenna TV at 7 PM. The KTLA news took it's place. KDOC showed the Bundys at 11 pm.

Getting sleepy. I'm fighting it thou. I don't want to fall asleep during Hazel on antenna tv. 15 more minutes until bed

I brought a bunch of fireworks. Sadly, I can't use them. The letter mentioned we will lose our apartment. Also, no alcohol either

There are many worlds out there. What world do u belong? Don't be afraid to experience life in another world. Adventure awaits u!

Home again. I was out for one hour. Sitting in front of the fan. Watching some me!

It's a extremely hot oven outside. I'm already melting like the wicked gay of the west. It's too damn hot!

Great ideal. I'm white trash that I will get drunk to get food stamps as I strip in my underwear. No dollars please, only food stamps

Watching The Fuller Brush Man. I realized I saw the last part of the movie few months ago. I have never saw the whole movie before.

There are 2 rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything u know. 2. I don't know the fuck #2 is. I must tell everything I know

He is evil. He have murder in his heart

There's one thing I can't stand. A cuckoo clock that drinks

I have lots of faults, but there's still good in me. At least, I'm man enough to admit it.

I have lots of faults, but there's still good in me. At least, I'm man enough to admit it.

I'm so lost with the farmer's wife. I have no ideal of what's going on. Someone, please help me. The farmer's wife is boring

I enjoyed The Lady Vanishes. It was quite suspenseful from Alfred Hitchcock. Awesome movie.

I would rather give chicken pox a chance!

Saturday Morning TV officially sucks. There's nothing to watch. Gimme the smurfs, bugs bunny, pink panther, the flintstones and more.

Good morning! How is everyone today? Please be safe this July 4th weekend. Don't blow up any frogs with a firecracker.

I will do something awful. Perhaps, murder. Drugs. Drunk driving. Beatings. Of course, Perry Mason will be my lawyer

This Friday, July 1, plastic bags will no longer be offered to customers at stores in unincorporated areas of Los Angeles County.

There will be death this weekend. When there's a major holiday, some people will die. Not me! I'm going to take a holiday! LOL

It's so boring when there is nothing to do. Yeah. I'm living the most boring life ever! Even my boredom is bored of me!

Best breakup line EVER: Boy: wanna see a magic trick Girl: sure Boy: POOF!!!... Ur single!!!

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

The best thing about me, antenna tv and RTV. watching the old TV shows again and the shows I have never see before! Great variety!

Crashing. If I don't make it through the night, u will know what happened.

I forgot John Amos is on the Mary Tyler Moore show. Love him on good times.

I enjoyed the saint with Roger Moore on retro tv. It's a great tv show. I have never saw it before. RTV

BRB. I need to powder my ass. Does anyone want to watch?

There's a guy in front of the post office, begging for money. He have a baby w/ him. The other person must be the girlfriend.

Looking for love is a waste of time. Then again, we can have fun trying. Who want to lust me? My bad. Who want to love me?

Good morning. Have a great day

Good night

loveinthewild so far, I like this reality show. It got love and adventure. Every couple want that. Love in the wild

The dial up on AOL is like pulling teeth from a mouth. It's taking forever. AOL reminds me of a slow snail. AOL is winning!

I'm this close of canceling AOL. I had it for one day. That's good enough. The dial up is too damn slow. I won't miss AOL

For a brief moment, I had AOL. I decided to cancel AOL account for a FREE account. I will use the web at the library.

AOL have never gave me so much trouble until today! AOL really does sucks. I hate @AOL w/ a passion. There's no wonder most people left

@AOL is failing me big time. The stupid AOL keep on asking me to restart the desktop. I did 3 times so far. I'm fed up w/ AOL

It's a good thing that no one is around. I'm very frustration with AOL. I'm that mad! The file is NOT working on the desktop.

I hooked the phone cord to laptop. I got some numbers from AOL. wouldn't u know it? The numbers no longer work! I tried three numbers.

no one is there for me. I have no family. I don't have that many friends. I must go at it alone

This one kid said a mouthful in the fuller brush girl. Too many scientist terms. I wouldn't even try. LOL.

Kill me now. Then again, God is NOT ready for me. I still need to raise hell for everyone. I must make them suffer! LOL

There's something wrong w/ me. Something seriously wrong. I can't put a finger on it. Please don't fuck w/ me. It's all in my tiny mind

Surprisedly, I love thevoice now. I am really enjoying it. Something different! I hate it in the beginning.

From now on, I will speak nonsense. Completely nonsense. Uttering nonsense. In other words, I'm full of hot air. Blowing smoke out of my ass

U are never too old to fart to set another bomb from your ass. In other words, your ass blows stink bombs! LOL

If u hear me, let me talk. If u see me, let me appear. If u touch me, let me be real. If u smell me, let me blossom in a rose.

One more time

Late lunch at Johnny Rockets. I'm having the original - burger and fries. I'm drinking butterfingers milkshake. http://ping.fm/bE4ed

I'm in lots of pain. My legs hurt. I pushed the cart. It tipped over. I landed on the cart. I was bleeding too. http://ping.fm/8TgXA

Please be careful with your big mouth. Someone will bitch slap u!

Tell me something I don't know!

It's nice out, but... Sadly, I'm not going anywhere. Wah! Wah! I'm crying! I don't want to be stuck at home.

I'm sick of Pat. I got back home. I found out she did NOT put my clothes in the dryer. Damn! She promised she will. She is a LIAR!

Everyone have a voice. Don't spill hatred from your mouth. Everything will be awesome w/ no hate. Love me for who I am - hateful bitch. LOL

I'm getting tired so early in the day. Soon, i need a wheelchair to take me places. Driving wreckless till i get the hang of the wheelchair.

Slap! wake up! Slap! clean house! Slap! Cook supper! Slap! Walk the dog! Slap! Wash dishes! Slap! Dirty laundry! Slap! NOW! Right now! Slap!

I woke up so early in the morning. Damn! For sure. I'm not a morning person. I can't go back to sleep. http://ping.fm/TJhCF

eating a semi dry orange. not a good thing. it's that bad. Yet, I'm still eating the dry orange. damn! damn me to hell!

waiting for the weather to come on. Then, I will leave. I may go shopping for ground beef at Food 4 Less. Hopefully, it's on sale.

who is having problems with farmville? i clicked on the link. it said I blocked it. Hello! Farmville is bookmark on @facebook!

I saw the news. A guy drove behind a truck on the highway. A wood flew through the driver's window. He survived.

Getting sleepy. It's late to take a nap. It'a 5:27 pm. No nap. Pretty please. I won't be able to fall asleep at night

I only had two bananas for breakfast. That's all I want. Also, some iced tea. I hardly eat any breakfast. two meals a day is perfect.

Listening to my favorite singer, Madonna! Her music make me extremely happy.

going to bed soon. good night. sweet dreams.

Hi! My name is Tom. I'm an heroin alcoholic. My choice of drug is heroin. Do u care to join me sometimes? I won't tell if u don't. Help me!

Anyone want to come over to see a former homeless man to go crazy & rant about his denied heroin life? He is in deep denied. LOL

Damn! I can't recall her screen name. I think I tell my funny comment in the next tweet. Some people won't get the funny.

I lost a tweet that I wanted to response to. I have a funny comment for her. She works for tmz.

@charliesheen took a break to get out of town real fast from the angry bird mob. I can see it now. The birds will fly into him! Bombs away!

RT @TVGuideMagazine: Sheen being booed. "I already got your money dude" u got to give it to @charliesheen! Brilliant funny, but true!

Pineapple & italian sausage pizza for supper http://ping.fm/m3IOq

At target with Lee. He's taking his sweet ass time. Hello! I don't have all day. I have things to do. Come on! Hurry up! Damn it!

hi. how r u? i'm doing gr8. nothing much is happening rite now. life is boring. i need 2 do sumthing with my life. i h8 my life rite now.

I may have started a firestorm. Oops! Oh well! It's not the first time or the last time. She need to get over herself!

Shower time. Does anyone care to join me? Don't worry. U could trust me this one time only. I won't even drop the soap on purpose!

Good morning! I woke up at 5 am to say "good morning!" first. I finally beat u. LOL

Good night. Sweet dreams. Have a great weekend.

For some reason, I do NOT like Mike Stivic w/o his mustache. Some things does NOT feel right. U get what I'm talking about, Felicity!

Die! Die! My darling!

I want to lay down in the bed so much. Once I do, I bet I would fall asleep. No thanx. I don't want to miss Survivor tonight!

I am sick of you.
Your drinking is out of hand.
Please go to rehab.

I am sick of you
Your drinking is out of hand
Please go to rehab

I grabbed some candy. I accidentally dropped it on the ground. I cleaned it off. Yes, I cleaned it! I ate the candy. LOL

We always need to laugh about something no matter how bad things get. I will laugh right beside u! Someone, please make me die laughing!

Forget the old Tom. I want to take u to a sexual paradise that love is the only thing to live on. No hassles. No worries. Just sexual fun!

Another half empty day wasted. For sure, I will go out & cause lots of trouble. I'm very tempted for REAL trouble. Nobody stop me!

Either Lee is hard of hearing or I'm going deaf. The TV is extremely loud! Seriously, it is next to the computer desk! Damn!

Let’s go to the bank. I can walk down the sidewalk & fall down. I can sue the bank for millions. Why? It’s their sidewalk & not the city’s.

Who is having trouble singing into @tweetdeck? I can't sign in at all. My password won't work. I don't get it!

I decided to brainwash the NEW @twitter followers & start a cult. I will have them under CONTROL! They will do anything for me!

A guy bet $1 for his showcase on the price is right. The other guy went over. The first guy won his showcase w/ $1. I want his lucky dollar!

RT @georgeguzman: Salon, storage, gym, laundry ready? Set? Go! Zzz zzzzzzzz LOL. sleep all u like. They are not going anywhere.

CBS renewed The Amazing Race! http://bit.ly/fqbcZb @AmazingRace_CBS BEST NEWS EVER! I watched it since day one!

I got my wish! Dionne Warwick is FIRED from Celebrity Apprentice! She rubbed some people the wrong way. What a coward! LOL

Am I good or Am I that good? I call it right! The women lost on Celebrity Apprentice! I wasn't sure about the guys and their GAY ad!

I think the women will lose again on Celebrity Apprentice. I hoped Dionne Warwick is FIRED with a capital F!

I think the women will lose again on Celebrity Apprentice again. I hoped Dionne Warwick is FIRED with a capital F!

Lee finally woke up. So much, I wanted to slap him a good one. He was snoring up a storm. He was that loud with his snoring!

What a boring day! There IS nothing to do. I'm extremely bored. I'm tempted to kill my pet mouse. He's no Mickey Mouse! LOL

u better believe it. Nothing else matters, but me!

u better believe it. Nothing else matters, but me!

nothing else matters, but me!

Church bras are going off. What a beautiful sight to see. Oops! I mean the church bells are going off. I love the sound of bells.

The movie is Lifeboat. Several survivors of a torpedoed ship find themselves in the same boat with one of the men who sunk it.

watching a old Alfred Hitchcock movie. people are stranded on a small boat. I don't know the name of the movie.